• I hope people know that I smile a lot In real life. You can’t see it in my little words here but I hope you can feel it!

  • alter-koker

    medieval jackass would have to have a constantly changing cast bc they would always be dying from getting gored by a bull or infected testicles (from getting bitten on them) and they wouldnt be able to go to a real doctor about it. like by the third movie it wouldnt be johnny knoxville, it would be johnny knoxville the 17th

  • tiktaalic

    make up wearers are like no man im not addicted i just n

    need to do my 30 minute routine before i leave the house every day no yeah i know we're just going to the grocery store and we'll be in and out dont be crazy im not going to do a full face i can live without it at the grocery store for 10 minutes just let me get my concealer i just gotta put on my concealer